Your Friendly Neighborhood Criminal by Michael van Rooy

Author:Michael van Rooy [Rooy, Michael Van]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780312606305
Google: aF6FmAEACAAJ
Amazon: B00BFQCN8U
Publisher: Minotaur Books
Published: 2011-07-05T07:00:00+00:00

#26

At slightly past eleven I woke up and pulled on the jogging suit, not the easiest thing to do while lying in the dirt and grime, but doable. I then pulled on a pair of rubber surgical gloves (hard to recognize at a distance) and padded the straight edge of the pry bar with about ten layers of duct tape, to muffle the sound in case I had to use it to break glass. It would also make it a lot harder to lift a fingerprint. The padded pry bar went down the front of my pants, the Exacto knives (still in their plastic) went into my right-hand jacket pocket, and I put a roll of duct tape over each fist. With luck anyone who saw me would assume that I was carrying hand weights of some new and unusual design.

I cut the top off the ski hat and pulled it over my head to cover my neck and mouth like a muffler and then put the Bionic Ear back on with the gain turned to full. All my regular clothes along with my wallet (always bring your wallet; if you ever get stopped by the cops, for whatever reason, not having ID is like waving a red flag at a bull, so bring your wallet until you are actually doing something bad, then leave it behind) were already carefully wrapped up in three plastic bags and those went under the dumpster. The parka and the clothes I’d bought from the Salvation Army went into the dumpster. Once I was sure no one was watching I walked out onto the sidewalk, stretched, and started to jog slowly down back lanes, spiralling slowly towards the Jarelski house with the pry bar tapping my dick every few feet.

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